Laura: Good morning, George, how are you?
I hope you're feeling fine
I'd like to stay and talk, but it's almost 8 o'clock
And I haven't got the time!

George: See ya later!

Laura: Because we work real hard at the chocolate factory
We start at 8, and we don't get lunch till 3
I've got to drive a truck to make a buck
So I can send it home to my family!

Mr. Lunt: Well now you are in trouble
Your timecard is a wreck
It's almost two past eight
I'll tell Nezzer that you're late
And he'll take it from your check!

Laura: Yes, Mr. Lunt...

Mr. Lunt: Oh, yes, we work real hard at the chocolate factory!

Pea: Excuse me, Mr. Lunt, but I've got an injury!

Mr. Lunt: Now get back on the line
You'll be just fine!
With all this work to do we've got no time for sympathy!

Larry (Benny): We use to be so happy

Bob (Rack): We use to laugh and run

Junior (Shack): Now there's no time to play
'Cause we gotta work all day
And it isn't very fun!

Bob: I'm Rack!

Junior: I'm Shack!

Larry: I'm Benny!

Bob, Larry and Junior: We work here in the plant.
We'd like to take a break, for goodness sake
But Mr. Nezzer says

Mr. Lunt: You can't! Ha!

All workers: We all need a vacaction
Our schedule is severe
We're getting very tired,
But stopping gets us fired
So we'll have to stay right here.

Because we work real hard at the chocolate factory
We start at 8, and we don't get lunch till 3
We work the whole week through to make a buck or two
So we can send it home to our families!

Some day they'll come and join us
We'll live in harmony
We hope that day is near,
Until then you'll find us here
At the Nezzer Chocolate Factory!



Words and Music by Phil Vischer

Think of Me
(Junior's Lullaby)

Junior's Mom: Think of me everyday,
Hold tight to what I say
And I'll be close to you even from far away.

Know that wherever you are,
It is never too far
If you think of me, I'll be with you.

Junior: Know that wherever you are,
It is never too far
If you think of me, I'll be with you.



Words and Music by Phil Vischer

The Bunny Song
(Original)

The following lyrics are from the first edition of "The Bunny Song." The lyrics were changed to be less offensive in the edition currently in stores. Those lyrics will be here soon.

Mr. Nezzer: The bunny, the bunny, oh, I love the bunny
I don't love my mom or my dad, just the bunny
The bunny, the bunny, oh, I love the bunny
I gave everything that I had for the bunny.

I don't want no health food when it's time to feed
A big bag o' bunnies is all that I need!
I don't want no buddies to come out and play
I'll sit on my sofa, eat bunnies all day.

I won't go to church! And I won't go to school!
That stuff is for sissies, but bunnies are cool!

Asparagus singers: I don't want no pickles, I don't want no honey
I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny!
I don't want to tell you a joke that is funny
I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny!
I don't want a tissue when my nose is runny
I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny!
I don't want to play on a day that is sunny
I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny!

Mr. Nezzer: The bunny, the bunny, oh, I love the bunny
I don't love my mom or my dad, just the bunny
The bunny, the bunny, oh, I love the bunny
I gave everything that I had for the bunny!



Words and Music by Phil Vischer

I Tried to Be Patient

Mr. Nezzer: I tried to be patient, I tried to be kind
Can you tell me what the trouble is?
Am I losing my mind?

Now I didn't ask for much
Just one simple little thing
Didn't ask you to part the waters
I just wanted to hear you sing!

I gave you hats, I gave you ties
I let you eat my bunnies
And this is how you repay me?
Come on boys, do you think that's funny?

Well now at last, your fate is sealed
You're payin' for your crime
But to show you what kind of guy I am
I'll ask you one more time...

Will you, or will you not, sing the song?



Words and Music by Phil Vischer

Stand!

Junior (Shack): My mommy always taught me to do what's right
To wash behind my ears and try to be polite
You see, she loves me so!
That's why she tells me what I need to know!

But sometimes when I'm playin' with a buddy or two
They're doin' things I know I'm not supposed to do!

Mr. Nezzer: Do you go along?
Even though the things they do are wrong?

Junior: Hmm-mmm! I remember, "Stand!"

Peas: Stand up! Stand up!

Junior: For what you believe in, believe in, believe and God...

Peas: He's the one to back you up!

Junior: ...Will stand with you!

Bob (Rack): When everybody tells ya that ya gotta be cool
Remember what you learned in church and Sunday school!
Just check it out. The Bible tells us what it's all about!

Larry (Benny): So if you have a question, go ask your dad
And he can tell you if a thing is good or bad
You'll make their day if you remember what your parents say.

Bob, Larry and Junior: They told us, "Stand!"

Peas: Stand up! Stand up!

Bob, Larry and Junior: For what you believe in, believe in, believe and God...

Peas: He's the one to back you up!

Bob, Larry and Junior: ...Will stand with you!

All: Oh, stand!

Peas: Stand up! Stand up!

All: For what you believe in, believe in, believe and God...

Peas: He's the one to back you up!

All: ...Will stand with you!

Junior: He'll stand with you! Oh yeah!



Words and Music by Phil Vischer