Jean Claude: Now Madame Blueberry was a sad little berry
She lived by herself in a house in a tree.
Her butlers would show up each morning at nine
They'd open the door to hear Madame whine.

Madame: I'm so blue-hoo-hoo,
Blue-hoo-hoo
Blue-hoo-hoo hoo!
I'm so blue I don't know what to do!

Bob and Larry: She's so blue-hoo-hoo,
Blue-hoo-hoo
Blue-hoo-hoo hoo!
She's so blue she don't know what to do!

Jean Claude: Her butlers, whose names were Bob and Larry,
Would help her with chores in her house in a tree.
Bob would wash dishes for Larry to dry,
Madame would stack them and then start to cry.

Madame: I'm so blue-hoo-hoo,
Blue-hoo-hoo
Blue-hoo-hoo hoo!

Bob and Larry: She's so blue she don't know what to do!

Madame: These dishes are faded, their edges are chipped!
This rose is on backward and this one is flipped!
These spoons are too tiny, these forks are no good!
These knives have gone dull and don't slice like they should!

Madame: My neighbors have nice things, I've seen them myself.
In fact, I keep pictures up here on my shelf!
Look at this new flatware of Monsieur LaGoon's
And Monsieur DesPlanes has twelve Franklin mint spoons!
And Phillip Van Pea went and bought a new sink,
Why, he even has a disposal, I think!
And look at this crock pot of Madame Lacrosse's,
And ceramic jars where she keeps all her sauces!
Nice sauces...

I'm so blue-hoo-hoo,
Blue-hoo-hoo
Blue-hoo-hoo hoo!

Bob and Larry: She's so blue she don't know what to do!

Madame: Just look at this sofa of Edward and Tammy's,
And lovely armoire where they keep all their jammies!
I really can't stand it, I think I may die!
Now where was that hanky? I'm going to cry!
Too late! Bahaahaa!

I'm so blue-hoo-hoo,
Blue-hoo-hoo
Blue-hoo-hoo hoo!
I'm so blue I don't know what to do!

Bob and Larry: She's so blue!

Madame: I'm so blue!

All: She's so blue-hoo-hoo hoo!
She's so blue she don't know what to do!


Words and Music by Mike Nawrocki

Stuff-Mart Suite

Salesman #1: Allow us to introduce our selves,
We're neighbors

Salesman #2: We moved in down the street!

Salesman #1: Some say we're the most delightful bunch
Of fellows

Salesman #3: You'll ever want to meet!

Salesman #1: And if you have a moment to spare,
Kind lady with beauty so ... rare.
We'd like to take a minute or two
On a topic of interest to you.

Salesmen: We represent the Stuff-Mart

Salesman #2: An enormous land of goodies

Salesman #1: Would you mind if we stepped in, please?

Salesmen: And as associates of the Stuff-Mart

Salesman #1: It looks like you could use some stuff!

I pray that you won't take this wrong, my dear
But initial observation is as follows:
The criminal responsible for this decor
Really should be hanging from the gallows!

Salesmen: We represent the Stuff-Mart

Salesman #2: A magic land of retail

Salesman #3: Would you care to see what's on sale?

Salesmen: Then as a customer of the Stuff-Mart
Get ready for some real nice stuff!

Salesman #2 and #3: Check it out! Check it out!

Salesman #1: If you want a big hat

Salesman #2 and #3: We got that!

Salesman #1: If you need a tube of glue

Salesman #2 and #3: We got that too!

Salesman #1: A 20 gallon wok?

Salesman #2 and #3: They're in stock!

And if you need refrigerators
To keep extra mashed potatoes
Or a giant air compressor
To blow fruit flies off your dresser
Or a dehydrated strudel
Or a nose ring for your poodle
Or a five pound can of tuna
And some flippers to go scuba

Scuba! Scuba! Scooby-doo-be-doo-ba!
Here we go, scuba! Come on!

Salesman #1: If you need a rubber hose

Salesman #2 and #3: We got those!

Salesman #1: A rhododendron tree

Salesman #2 and #3: We got three!

Salesman #1: A wrap-around deck

Salesman #2 and #3: Gotta check!

But if you need a window scraper
And a gross of toilet paper
Or a rachet set and pliers
And surround sound amplifiers
And a solar turkey chopper
Or a padded gopher bopper
Flannel shirts for looking grungy
And some rope for goin' bunji

Bunji! Bunji! Bunji-wun-gee-fun-gee!
Here we go, bunji! Come on!

Salesman #1: What we've mentioned are only just some

Salesman #2: Of the wonderful things yet to come

Salesman #1: These pictures you keep are so ... nice

Salesman #3: But you really should take our advice

Salesman #1: Happiness waits at the Stuff-Mart!

Salesmen: All you need is lots ... more ... stuff!

Salesman #2 and #3: You really, really ought to!

Madame: How could I afford not to?

Salesman #1: Happiness waits at the Stuff-Mart!

Salesmen: All you need is lots ... more ... stuff!


Words and Music by Mike Nawrocki and Kurt Heinecke

The Thankfulness Song

Annie: I thank God for this day,
For the sun in the sky,
For my mom and my dad,
For my piece of apple pie!
For our home on the ground
For His love that's all around
That's why I say thanks everyday!

Because a thankful heart is a happy heart!
I'm glad for what I have,
That's an easy way to start!
For the love that He shares,
'Cuz He listens to my prayers,
That's why I say thanks everyday!

Junior: Thank you Dad for our day,
For our trip to the mall,
For the time just with me,
For my big red bouncy ball!
For the fun that we had,
I'm so happy you're my dad,
That's why I say thanks everyday!

Junior's Dad: Because a thankful heart is a happy heart!

Junior: I'm glad for what I have,
That's an easy way to start!

Junior's Dad: For a God who really cares

Junior: And He listens to our prayers,
That's why I say thanks everyday!

Both: That's why we say thanks everyday!


Words and Music by Phil Vischer

On the Beautiful Blue Danube

Stuff-Mart Boys Choir:
Stuff-Mart, Stuff-Mart
Stuff-Mart, Stuff-Mart
Stuff Stuff, Mart Mart
Mart Mart, Stuff Stuff.

Big stuff, big mart
Lots of stuff, lots of mart
Stuff stuff stuff, Mart mart mart
Stuff-Mart.

Stuff-Mart
Stuff-Mart
Stuff-Mart
Stuffy Stuff-Mart.

Stuff-Mart, Stuff-Mart
Stuff-Mart, Stuff-Mart
Stuff Stuff, Mart Mart
Mart Mart, Stuff Stuff.

Big stuff, big mart
Lots of stuff, lots of mart
Stuff stuff stuff, Mart mart mart

Stuffy stuff, Marty Mart
Stuffy stuff, Marty Mart
Stuffy stuff, Marty Mart
Stuff! La la la!


Music by Johann Strauss, Jr.