Oh No!

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Sung By:
Scallion #1, Scallion #2, Scallion #3

Lyrics

WISEMEN
Oh, no! What we gonna do?
The King likes Daniel more than me and you.
Oh, no! What we gonna do?
We’ve gotta get him out of here.
Oh, no! What we gonna do?
The King Likes Daniel more than me and you.
Oh, no! What we gonna do?
We gotta get him out of here.

WISEMAN #1
We could throw him in the dungeon,
we could let him rot in jail.
We could drag him to the ocean,
have him eaten by a whale.

WISEMAN #3
We could throw him in the Tigris,
let him float a while.
Then we’ll all sit back and watch him
meet a hungry crocodile.
We could put him on a camel’s back
and send him off to Ur
with a cowboy hat without a brim,
a boot without a spur.
We could give him jelly doughnuts,
take them all away.
Or we could fill his ears with cheese balls
and his nostrils with sorbet.
We could use him as a footstool
or a table to play Scrabble on,
then tie him up and beat him up
and throw him out of Babylon!

WISEMAN #2
Or…

WISEMEN
Yea…mhm…oh…

WISEMAN #1
I like it!

WISEMAN #3
It’s sneaky!

WISEMAN #1
And it just…

WISEMAN #3
might…

WISEMAN #2
work!

WISEMEN
We could use him as a footstool
or a table to play Scrabble on,
then tie him up and beat him up
and throw him out of Babylon!

Music and Lyrics by Mike Nawrocki & Phil Vischer