Sport Utility Vehicle

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A Snoodle's Tale

Lyrics

LARRY
I like your car.
MISS AKMETHA
I like yours too.

LARRY
Is it a Jeep?
MISS AKMETHA
A Subaru.

LARRY
I like your tires.
MISS AKMETHA
You’ve got nice chrome.

LARRY
A trailer hitch?
MISS AKMETHA
Left mine at home.

LARRY
Oh, your suspension it suspends me
Over heights I’ve never known.

MISS AKMETHA
And your roll bar is to die for
By the way, I like your chrome.

LARRY
You already said that.

MISS AKMETHA
Did I?

LARRY
Yes.

MISS AKMETHA
Oh.

BOTH
Ohhhh ohhhh!
You and me
In our sport utility vehicles.
Cruisin’ to 7 Eleven
For a bag of Frito-Lays.

Ohhhh ohhhh!
You and me
In our sport utility vehicles.
We’ll slam into 4 wheel drive
and pick up a dozen eggs!

LARRY
And if there ever was a snow… you know
MISS AKMETHA
a really, really deep snow

LARRY
and if everyone was stuck… But us
MISS AKMETHA
We’d be the ones not stuck!

LARRY
Then we could be the heroes!
MISS AKMETHA
Oh, we could be the heroes!
BOTH
Yeah, we would be the heroes!

LARRY
Who would… Push them! And pull them.
MISS AKMETHA
Push them and pull them!
BOTH
Push them and pull them right out of the snooooowwwww!

MISS AKMETHA
I like your car
LARRY
I like yours too.

MISS AKMETHA
Periwinkle?
LARRY
It’s baby blue.

MISS AKMETHA
How’s it handle?
LARRY
Like a dream.

MISS AKMETHA
How ’bout some coffee?
LARRY
And then ice cream?!

BOTH
Ohhhh ohhhh!
You and me
In our sport utility vehicles.
Crusin’ to the Dunkin’ Donuts
For a cup of steamin’ Joe!

Ohhhh ohhhh!
You and me
In our sport utility vehicles.
We’ll slam into 4 wheel drive
For a scoop of rocky road!

MISS AKMETHA
And if we ever go camping, You know
LARRY
Haven’t been, but one day I’ll go.

MISS AKMETHA
And we find a ranger stuck in a ditch.
LARRY
A nice ranger in a deep ditch.

MISS AKMETHA
Then we could be the heroes!
LARRY
Oh, we could be the heroes!
BOTH
Yeah, we would be the heroes!

MISS AKMETHA
Who would… Push him! And pull him.
LARRY
Push him and pull him
BOTH
Push him and pull him right out of that ditch!

LARRY
I like your car.
MISS AKMETHA
I like yours too.

LARRY
Is it a jeep?
BOTH It’s my sport utility vehicle…

Words by Mike Nawrocki Music by Mike Nawrocki and Kurt Heinecke