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Pants

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Where Have All The Staplers Gone?

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Sippy Cup

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Monkey

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Gated Community

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SINGERS (O.S.)
There once lived a boy
Who lived in a house
And the house sat under a tree
By the tree ran a fence
that stretched far and wide
round the gated community…

LARRY
Can I have my ball?
Can you get my ball?
I kicked it into the tree.
And my ball bounced up
And my ball dropped in
To the gated community!

SINGERS
Oh! The gated community
Is where we like to be
Everything’s so lovely
Oh! Our hearts are
Filled with glee.
And when you come to visit
You can stand outside and see
What a lovely bunch we are….    In our gated unity!

LARRY
Um…
Can I have my ball?
Can you get my ball?
I kicked it into the tree.
And my ball bounced up
And my ball dropped in
To the gated community!

SINGERS
Oh, the gated community
Is where we like to be
Our clothes are never dirty
And our lawns are always green
And when you come to visit
You can stand outside and see
What a tidy bunch we are
In our gated unity!

The gated community
We think you will agree
Is pleasantly devoid of
Unsightly stray debris
Free, free of debris

The Gated Community
Is where we’ll always be
Our smiles are wide
When we’re inside
In comfy custody
And when you come to visit
You can stand outside and see
What a smily bunch we are
In our gated unity!

LARRY (singing simultaneously with the Singers)
Can I have my ball?
Can you get my ball?
I kicked it into a tree.
And my ball bounced up,
And my ball dropped in,

SINGERS (singing simultaneously with Larry)
Oh, the gated community
Is where we like to be!
Our lives have been made perfect
By a hefty entrance fee!
And when you come to visit,
You can stand outside and see,

LARRY
to the gated commun….

SINGERS (echo)
What a lovely bunch we are…

LARRY
To the gated commun…

SINGERS (echo)
What a happy bunch we are!

SINGERS (in unison with Larry)
In our gated unity!
LARRY (in unison with Singers)
To the gated community!

NARRATOR
This has been Silly Songs with Larry.

SINGER
Oh look, a ball.

NARRATOR
Tune in next time to hear Larry say…

LARRY
Thank you.

Words by Mike Nawrocki
Music by Mike Nawrocki and Kurt Heinecke

My Baby Elf

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Pizza Angel

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Larry’s Blues

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School House Polka

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LARRY
Whether, whether, whether, whether,
Whether you like it or not
Weather, weather, weather, weather,
Weather is cold, warm and hot

Two, two, two, two
Two of my favorite toys
I’m bringing to, to, to, to
A place the first one enjoys
and I like it, too!

LARRY & SINGERS
Homophones! Homophones!
Where the crews come cruising down the plane!
Homophones! Homophones!
I need my kneaded biscuits plain!

LARRY
I know a pear, pear, pear, pear
With a pair of really soft shoes
He wears them to pare, pare, pare, pare
Bushes that easily bruise.

I planted rows, rows, rows, rows
of a horribly bad smelling rose
Now no one knows, knows, knows, knows
If the scent will be leaving my nose!
But most likely no.

LARRY & SINGERS
Oh!
Homophones! Homophones!
Where the toads are towed out on the plane!
Homophones! Homophones!
I need my kneaded biscuits plain!

LARRY
Whether, whether, whether, whether,
Whether you like it or not
Weather, weather, weather, weather,
Weather is cold, warm and hot.

NARRATOR
This has been School House Polka with Larry.
Tune in next time to hear Larry sing…

LARRY
What happened to my preposition?
I took it on an expedition.
Put it by the thing I keep my fish in.
Got infected with a skin condition.

NARRATOR
… And…

LARRY
I’m a pronoun,
They’re a pronoun,
He’s a pronoun,
She’s a pronoun
Wouldn’t you like to be a pronoun too?

NARRATOR
… And…

LARRY
It was the
Biggest, bluest, cleanest, brightest
Quickest, newest, roundest, nicest
Softest, tallest, toughest, lightest
Smoothest, kindest, flatest, tightest
Most amazing adjective I’d ever seen!

NARRATOR
… And…

LARRY (O.S.)
I’m done.

NARRATOR
…Interjections? Adverbs?

LARRY (O.S.)
…ahh, no.

NARRATOR
Alrighty.

Words by Mike Nawrocki
Music by Mike Nawrocki and Kurt Heinecke

Sport Utility Vehicle

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LARRY
I like your car.
MISS AKMETHA
I like yours too.

LARRY
Is it a Jeep?
MISS AKMETHA
A Subaru.

LARRY
I like your tires.
MISS AKMETHA
You’ve got nice chrome.

LARRY
A trailer hitch?
MISS AKMETHA
Left mine at home.

LARRY
Oh, your suspension it suspends me
Over heights I’ve never known.

MISS AKMETHA
And your roll bar is to die for
By the way, I like your chrome.

LARRY
You already said that.

MISS AKMETHA
Did I?

LARRY
Yes.

MISS AKMETHA
Oh.

BOTH
Ohhhh ohhhh!
You and me
In our sport utility vehicles.
Cruisin’ to 7 Eleven
For a bag of Frito-Lays.

Ohhhh ohhhh!
You and me
In our sport utility vehicles.
We’ll slam into 4 wheel drive
and pick up a dozen eggs!

LARRY
And if there ever was a snow… you know
MISS AKMETHA
a really, really deep snow

LARRY
and if everyone was stuck… But us
MISS AKMETHA
We’d be the ones not stuck!

LARRY
Then we could be the heroes!
MISS AKMETHA
Oh, we could be the heroes!
BOTH
Yeah, we would be the heroes!

LARRY
Who would… Push them! And pull them.
MISS AKMETHA
Push them and pull them!
BOTH
Push them and pull them right out of the snooooowwwww!

MISS AKMETHA
I like your car
LARRY
I like yours too.

MISS AKMETHA
Periwinkle?
LARRY
It’s baby blue.

MISS AKMETHA
How’s it handle?
LARRY
Like a dream.

MISS AKMETHA
How ’bout some coffee?
LARRY
And then ice cream?!

BOTH
Ohhhh ohhhh!
You and me
In our sport utility vehicles.
Crusin’ to the Dunkin’ Donuts
For a cup of steamin’ Joe!

Ohhhh ohhhh!
You and me
In our sport utility vehicles.
We’ll slam into 4 wheel drive
For a scoop of rocky road!

MISS AKMETHA
And if we ever go camping, You know
LARRY
Haven’t been, but one day I’ll go.

MISS AKMETHA
And we find a ranger stuck in a ditch.
LARRY
A nice ranger in a deep ditch.

MISS AKMETHA
Then we could be the heroes!
LARRY
Oh, we could be the heroes!
BOTH
Yeah, we would be the heroes!

MISS AKMETHA
Who would… Push him! And pull him.
LARRY
Push him and pull him
BOTH
Push him and pull him right out of that ditch!

LARRY
I like your car.
MISS AKMETHA
I like yours too.

LARRY
Is it a jeep?
BOTH It’s my sport utility vehicle…

Words by Mike Nawrocki Music by Mike Nawrocki and Kurt Heinecke

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