Everybody’s got a water buffalo, yours is fast but mine is slow. Oh, where’d we get them? I don’t know, but everybody’s got a water buffalo-ooooooooo.

I took my buffalo to the store, got his head stuck in the door, spilled some lima beans on the floor. Oh everybody’s got a …

Stop it, stop, stop right this instant! What do you think you’re doing? You can’t say everyone’s got a water buffalo when everyone does not have a water buffalo! We’re going to get nasty letters saying, “Where’s my water buffalo? Why don’t I have a water buffalo?” And are you prepared to deal with that? I don’t think so! Just stop being so silly!

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Words and Music by Mike Nawrocki and Lisa Vischer